London  - Edgar Vincent took yoga classes because he believed in Rahadjasheerhi Balhaseerejhan's teachings. He believed that yoga would earn him penance for the many bad things he had done as a young man. Now, with the backing of his yoga class, he decided to show the world that he had discovered his inner self - the hidden powers of the mind. As he began his performance for the crowd below, Edgar stood on a ledge of the 5th floor of the LUMB building, and began his ashkeer pre-flight breathing techniques. He worked his way slowly to the point where he was balancing upside down and on one hand. He then yelled the yogi cry of flight and pushed himself of the edge. The last words he muttered were " see you fools ?...I can float !!!!" Then his body hit the concrete at 90 miles per hour.

Police had to scrape him off the sidewalk and into a body bag as stunned onlookers hid their children's eyes from the horror.

The great yogi himself commented on the turn of events - "I told Edgar that he must begin slowly, from low heights, but he wanted to be spectacular...In yoga, we do not want to be extreme...". As a result of Edgar's unfortunate demise, the yoga group Edgar belonged to will be investigated, something his father was always after. " I never trusted that bald guy...he was always making Edgar beg for money...In the meantime, the yogi drove a Rolls Royce..." said Edgar's father.

His mother was happy that Edgar followed his dreams, but saddened by the fact that he died doing it. " I told him he had to practice, but he never listened..once, he told me he could breath underwater..I managed to get his head out of the aquarium before he drowned...".

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"Edgar was always experimenting with yoga...I'm glad something finally came out of it..."
Father

"I knew this crappy yoga thing would kill him....''
Mother

"He always believed he could fly...I think he was nuts...".
Billy Carradine
Friend