Ickstienburg, Poland-
The University of Poland, at Ickstienburg, warns its nation's people that walking on sidewalks may be hazardous, and may cause death among the young.

"We're not exactly sure how or why but for God's sakes keep your kids from walking on sidewalks." - says Allen Bomuleski, UP professor. "We testing whether or not carrying your kids or just banning children under the age of 14 from sidewalks would solve this solution. But if you must walk on sidewalks use extreme caution and practice good pedestrian skills at all times." Bomuleski stated.

Further studies are being completed and UP should have results released within the week.