Bill and Veronica Banks, 30 and 29, cause sever flooding in the Las Vegas area yesterday causing more then $14 million worth of damages all because they didn't follow their household safe toilet flushing procedures. 

"Oh it's silly, why in the heck can't-cha flush tampons down the toilet? Who's ever heard of that?" Veronica told The Mudpile. "Sure when Bill would flush old socks, shirts, and our garbage sometimes I would worry but who would of known?"

"Mr. and Mrs. Banks flushed so much wasted down their toilet that it just backed up and finally just exploded." said Chief of Police Chad Burning. "People have got to understand that it's a serious matter, and only flushable items such as toilet paper and body waste is really the only safe flushable items." "It's simple, if it doesn't smell like poop, it doesn't belong in the toilet." he stated.

No lives were lost in the freak flooding and no charges are being pressed. President Clinton is planned to visit the accident site tomorrow and released the following statement.. "It's a shame when accidents cost the lives of millions, like in this case. We the citizens of the United States of America will morn forever the lives of those lost in this school shooting.. So you ask, did I have relations with Miss Lewinsky, no, no I did not."

"This is a perfect example of uneducated adults in our world. Education is the key to success, and the master to all minds. I'll get the state of Nevada hundreds of millions"
- Kenneth Starr 

"I was just cooking grits and all of a sudden I smelt this really acky scent coming from the north. I turned and looked and it looked like sewer water. I was so scared."
- Jack Byue 

"It's just terrible, I mean who would flush dirty socks down the toilet?"
-Tera Hexum