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Found in Easter Bunnies Los Angeles. - A Los Angeles drug dealer found a sure and unique way to sell his crop, without arousing any suspicion. He setup a lab in his garage and manufactured Easter bunnies, except blended into the chocolate was 2 ounces of hi-grade marijuana. The idea was that the customer would buy the bunny, take it home and melt the chocolate off in the microwave. The remaining product would be pure Mexican gold grade "A" quality grass. Something went wrong when the funny-bunnies found their way onto some store shelves, and innocent shoppers purchased them for their children. Eva Gumbrolt was the first shopper to suffer the consequences of eating 2 ounces of marijuana - " I ate the whole bunny, and the next thing you know I was floating and stoned outta my head...I had the bridge club coming over and I made a complete fool of myself....:. She was taken to hospital where she was allowed to rest and recover from the ordeal. Another family also ate a contaminated bunny, and soon became as stoned as hippies at woodstock. At four o'clock in the morning, police found them painting the entire exterior of their home. Grandpa was in the basement building a wooden dining room set. Apparently, the drug made the family wiry and eager to do things they normally would never do. Even the parish priest was stoned. On Easter Sunday, he told his congregation to follow him on a street procession in the name of God, and later that week,State Troopers found them 62 miles from Los Angeles, disoriented and strung out on marijuana.
The drug dealer has not been caught, but police are confident that most of the funny-bunnies have been tracked down. If you have a chocolate Easter bunny, please check the contents carefully by putting the unwrapped bunny in the microwave and letting it melt. If there is any residue which is unusual, please call your local police department. |
 Above: A drug dealer in Los Angeles used ingenuity in his distribution business, but something went very wrong.... "My kid bought an Easter bunny in
April, and we decided to have the snack a few days ago...we were stoned for 18 hours.
" "I noticed my teenage son buying a bunny a day...I knew something was up..." |
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