The Mud Pile

No Shooting Or Urinating In Public

DENVER, CO - Colorado's State Legislator said Monday it planned to crack down on rowdy behavior associated with drunkenness, like shooting, urinating
and throwing projectiles.

State Senator Bradford Lukens told The Mudpile that although firing guns in public was already illegal, they wanted legislation banning projectiles not included in gun control and hunting laws.

"This includes slingshots, blowpipes, air guns and perhaps crossbows, rocks,
various sized gravel, and pencils," he said.

The new law would also outlaw causing a disturbance by loitering near alcohol stores and stations and carrying items which could harm others, such as baseball bats and rocks on the ground. "You could easily loose an eye to a untargeted flying rock. We're doing this to protect our community." Coloradians drink less than any other U.S. state on average but are said to be more prone to alcohol abuse and alcohol-related violence

A recent incident, where a young boy blew a spit ball through a Macdonald's straw drew attention when the spitball entered a little girl's ear, and it took a needless operation to extract the object from inside her head.

Above: Senator Lukens walking with Senator Faggort after state senate hearing.

"I saw someone pee on someone else last year.. How offensive and down right rude. It's got to stop." - Ivory Jones (Denver Bum)

"Rocks? Rocks? I just redid my entire driveway with loose gravel. God I hate Republicans." - Justin Brown (Colorado Resident)