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Man Eating bush Kills 13

Oregon - A nice garden bush found growing in some parts of the western US has been blamed for the deaths of at least 13 people.The bush, identified as Liberus Quanticus, has the ability to spray a poison into a person's eyes, temporarily blinding him. As the victim tries to scurry, the bush attaches it's rubbery tentacles to the victim's legs, and coats him with a substance which eats through the toughest of materials. The alarming rate at which these bushes spawn has forced State Police to put out a warning to campers, who brave the desert heat for extreme survival camping trips.  One victim described the pain of the attack as " mind-numbing" and offers other potential victims this advice - " Don't go to the desert unless you have a will to die...". Police have not managed to locate many bushes, mainly due to the fact that the bush can move during the evening, thanks to a set of little legs which acts like the legs of a caterpillar. It is able to attack a campsite with little warning, often catching the people asleep. Several dogs have been reported missing and it has even been known to attack horses. If you spot a death bush, stay alert and immediately report it to the local police department.
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Above: Man Eating Bush has claimed 13 lives.

"It tugged at my leg and chewed my boot off, but I managed to put a bullet through its stem..."
-Ronald Nimoy

"I lost a dog to that bush...it is extremely dangerous...."
- Abraham Quartermain



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