Orlando, Florida -

Teen star Leonardo DiCaprio is hopping pissed after testing Dinsey's new speed rollercoster cause a deformation of his face and is launching a 30million dollar law suit against Disney for facial damages done during the ride.

DiCaprio's lawyers state "Our client used to be a real teen hottie, now he's a deformed chipmunk and Dinsey must pay!"

Whether or not it was Dinsey's new ride or Leo's crappy acting performances which cause the deformation, will be decided in Florida's district court next month.

"Leo, you can still sink my Titanic baby.." one of DiCaprio's fans shouted out side the Orlando Memorial Hospital. Although his fans seem not to care or acknowledge this trauma the rest of the world will now be able to see Leo's true side. 

"De-formed or not he's still my sweet ass hottie!" - Janet Brown (Fan)

"Serves him right, Titanic sucked!" - Brad Madison (Not a Fan)