No matter how hard law student Brad Bex tried to convince pre-med student John Stanley it just didn't do any good. The only way to settle their dispute. A university wide vote. 

Students from the University of Nebraska, Lincoln will partake in a all campus vote to decide just who is the best looking in their class. The winner takes home one free Keg of their favorite beer. The loser has to date that one smelly girl.

"It's a shoe in, I'm going to smoke John. He has no idea on how to judge women man. I've got this one in the bag." stated Bex. "John just is thinking with his schlong instead of using is instinct, and besides I think he's gay anyway." 

"Dude, Sarah's a shoe in man. Brad had no idea on how to judge girls, and besides he's totally gay." said John. 

So who is the hottest girl on campus? Only votes and time will tell. 

Frankly we at the Mudpile think both Brad and John are both closet cases and highly advise not to take part in their lame vote. 

"It's kinda flattering in a way, but I would totally never date either of them, ack!"
-Sarah

"Well, if the dinner was right and the date was right, he might get lucky. But I thought Brad was gay, oh well."
- Heather

"What a bunch of hippy happy slap boys. Aren't they gay lovers?"
- Tim ( classmate )