Mansk - A 48 year old man was sentenced to wear special anti-xray goggles for the rest of his life. Judge Kyle Brown imposed the harsh sentence after evidence showed that Edwin Merk had been hiding his strange x-ray vision power. Apparently, Merk was able to use his x-ray vision to see through clothes and underwear and invade the privacy of homes and offices. His grade 2 teacher, Kathy Mayharp spoke to The Mudpile - " I knew that Edwin liked me...but he was always staring at me and looking me over - now I know why. Shame on him !". The Judge pointed out that although Merk had control of the x-ray vision, he couldn't be trusted to turn it off. It was at this point that he had a special set of goggles prepared for Merk.  They are attached to his head with skull implants that prevent him from taking them off. The goggles, made at NASA, are composed of vinyl-acrylic lenses while are impermeable to x-rays. They are lined with lead and Merk often complains that the 22 pound goggles are cruel and unusual punishment. Says Merk - " So I can see naked women...big deal...It's not like I'm hurting them or anything...". Merk's neighbor had this to say - " The jerk used to watch us when we were in the pool...I though he liked my bikini. Little did I know he had an ulterior motive. I hope he rots in hell, the friggin pervert...".

" He kept looking at me like I was on his dinner menu. This development will force me to throw him out of our church ..."
Miss Carla Haggillicutti

" He never asked me to take off my clothes when we made love..."
Cindy Merk

" If I had known, I would have beat the living s*** out of the bum"
Gus Crier