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Town Bans Mini-Skirts, Plunging Necklines. Local women are Upset !

VILLAHERMOSA, Mexico  - A Mexican town has banned its women employees from wearing mini-skirts or blouses with plunging necklines, on ``moral'' grounds.

``We consider these clothes rather immoral but I think the most important thing is to give these women uniforms and that's our objective, to give them uniforms, no one wants to see their flabby asses anyway.'' Oscar Priego, mayor of Cardenas in the southeastern state of Tabasco, said Monday.

Town employees caught ignoring the ban at work face having half a day's pay docked from their wages.

Some local government workers were furious and began rioting the streets.

``We don't mind wearing the uniform but we don't think it's necessary to prohibit short skirts because they're just the thing you need in this climate,'' a woman told The Mudpile..

Temperatures in the state of Tabasco usually hover around 40 degrees Celsius (104 degrees Fahrenheit) in the summer which is hotter then hell. "I don't see what where the problem is, its a good way to loose weight." city consul-woman Sheva Williams added.

Mini-skirt bans are not unusual in Mexico, where Roman Catholic beliefs run deep. They have also been blacklisted by the western city of Guadalajara.
 

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Local Villahermosa women stand proud during street rioting yesterday.

"Ah let um bitch, they'll get used to it. I mean who wants to look anyway?" -Bill Mattews (local attorney)

"We have rights too! Its not fair, I'm not fat but I can't wear them?" -Barbie Hershfield (local fitness director)



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