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Hey if Dole could run, why can't I? 

Des Moines - Bart Thelen, 20, of Des Moines Iowa says he has what it takes to be the next President of the United States, but just falls short in the age category.

Bart, who just graduated from Platteview High School this May, says "I think you should be allowed to serve the country as President if your under the age of 35. I mean look at Bob Dole, he ran at age 90 or something. Like he could make the call if something really important came up."

Bart believes that the Constitution needs to be changed in order to able him to legally run for Presidency in this coming election and is beginning a US campaign this week to raise funds in order for him to do so.

"There is a lot of things that need to be changed.. Like curfews for teens, Shorter school days, longer summer breaks, a better economy, and we could probably actually take a look at the US budget also - if there's time for it between my party time and keg parties." Thelen stated. 

"It's a tough job and somebody has got to do it. Not some sex crazed maniac who is married. Hey, I'm not married so you won't have to worry about any sex scandals or any of that S**T." Bart stated. "If you look at it this way we'll be able to throw some nice international parties with some other foreign countries. That's the problem in Kosovo, everyone's too damn serious."

Whether or not his campaign will be a success Thelen is gaining mass popularity support from many colleges and various young organizations. 

vote for me !!! 
Above: Bart Thelen riding to a fund raiser for his new presidential campaign. Bishop is expected to do better then Dole in the last election. 

"If Bob Dole could run, why can't I? I've got a limo and chicks dig me"
-Bart Thelen (New Presidential Candidate)

"He is kind of cute, and you never know what teachers are teaching our kids in schools anymore. Maybe it's time for a change in pace."
- Martha Williams

"Dude, that would totally rule. I think that his ALL NIGHT US party sounds totally awesome if you ask me. He would totally have my vote."
-Mj  



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