Delta, Mi.  - Another day...another unexplained mystery in Delta, Michigan. What has become known as the Bermuda Triangle of Bicycles has claimed several more victims. Police arrived on the scene only to find a large number of bicycles laying unattended, without any of the riders in sight. There ware no signs of a struggle and no witnesses to the mysterious disappearances.

This is the 11th such event in Delta in the last 3 years. Says Ryan Capstan, of the UFO Association Of Eastern United States - " I know it is the aliens who live on Mars that did this...they want to study the muscular structure of cyclists. What better place can you think of to get lab specimens ?" Although police have ruled out UFO's as the culprit, they admit that even they are stumped as to the whereabouts of the riders -" We don't know where they are, but it is surprising that they left their expensive bikes unchained...perhaps this is some kind of prank..." says George Catherines, Sheriff of Delta.

A catholic priest on the scene performed an exorcism because he believed that demons had taken the souls of the missing. At first glance, such beliefs are plenty, especially considering that those individuals gave up their bicycles without any struggle. Although Police are baffled, they have set up a 30 man unit to further investigate the disappearances.

" We will not stop looking for the victims until they are all accounted for...".

"It was very eerie...30 bikes and no people..They just disappeared !"
George Catherines
Sheriff

"It's as if a force lifted them off their bikes and took them away...Dreadful...''
Lawrence Baxter
FBI

"I'm sure Aliens whooshed the cyclists away..what else could it possibly be ?".
Lenny Biltright
UFO Investigator