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holds press conferences expressing new dreams for himself and America Washington D.C.. - President Clinton, calling a surprise press conference today, stated that he has the answer for all of America's problems and that they can all be solved by Dreams. "It's in dreams, where we find value. It's in dreams, where we find purpose. It's in dreams, where we find ourselves. And It's in dreams, where we'll find the answers." Clinton expressed with much enthusiasm. "I have a dream this afternoon, I want be free. I want to have unprotected sex, and mostly I want to Dance.. And it's in my dancing where I'll find all the answers to all of my problems because... hey, you can't touch this." Clinton stated. Clinton who is known to support such bills as Megan's Law, and also supports an heavy gun protection act was acting anything but himself at the conference and is plain lucky he can't run for another term. "If you ask me, I think he's finally flipped his lid this time. I mean who would want to dance? Dancing sucks" Bill Hicks, an angry Ohio farmer stated. |
 Above: President gets mobbed by reporters after his "I am who I am, because I am speech expressing his new dream to the nation... "I think it is a very
good thing, People should follow their dreams, even if it shows they are completely gay.
" "If he wants to dance let the guy dance. Anything to get his porno ass out of the
office..." "What a Nutcase.. Well, least we don't have to sit through anymore of his sex
scandal allegations anymore. Maybe dancing is the answer, whatever the case thank God he
can't run next year." |
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