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Nebraska Car Tipper Strikes Again

Omaha, NE.-
"Stop the insanity!" Elen Swanson screamed as two of her cars were found laying on their tops. "This is the second time this week. Will it ever stop?" Swanson cried to The Mudpile's on the scene reporter Brad Hexum.

3 months and 48 cars later the criminal known as the Car Tipper Flipper has struck once again causing over $10,500 worth of property and physical damage.

The Car Tipper Flipper has caused more then $2.2 million dollars worth of auto damage just year and over $4.2 million last year in livestock losses.

"We think this is the same criminal who went on a rampage of Cow Tipping last quarter and we're out to get him." Stated Deputy Dewy Price, Omaha Sheriff's Department. "Frankly it makes me sick, I mean I can see tipping a cow or dog even, but cars? What kind of sick person would want to tip a poor defenseless car?" Price stated. "We're doing everything in our power to apprehend this sick sick person and hope to have him in custody within the week."

No leads have been released on the criminal but the Sheriff's Department has promised to keep a strict look out for any suspicious strangers looking at cars.

 

 

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Swanon's two cars, tipped sometime early this morning.

"He killed my poor rose bush, the bastard must die!" - Grandma Moses

"First cows, now cars. What next?" - Terry Davis

"I think Dewy is gay, no seriously." - Edwin Count



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