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| Consumer Tip On What Not To Buy! |
News Brief | |||
Oh man....I love a bottle of orange juice, so I picked this liquid up - I can say for sure this is not a natural drink. I never tasted urine, but I imagine it must taste like this drink. The juice is very watery and practically evaporates before it hits your tongue. The smell ? Oh my lord...smells like the stuff that drips out of a garbage container. I suggest a bottle of 100% pure orange juice or lemonade if you want to have the luxury of REAL flavor. Use this stuff to fertilize your evergreens. Two thumbs down for this yellow water.
"This stuff tastes like stale 7 up...." Kim Lambert "It smells so bad, my eyes water..." Pierre Belcourt -Opinions are sent in
by MudPile visitors- |
Man hospitalized after electric Shock San Jose -A construction worker, in the process of relieving himself, was hospitalized after a jolting 10000 volt electric shock. Bobby Philmore was on the last hour of his shift at a construction site, and needed to urinate. He felt his bladder would burst if he walked to the porta-potty, so he decided to relieve himself behind a small shed. Unfortunately, the little shed housed the entire electrical wiring control for the construction site, and Philmore sprayed right into it. The current traveled up the stream of urine and entered his body through a very sensitive spot. The jolt was so strong, that he was sent through the air, although his boots remained at the spot he was originally standing. Say's Philmore - I have learned my lesson...if I gotta go wee-wee, I'll do it only where I'm supposed to...". Sources have indicated that due to Philmore's stunt, the construction site was without electrical power for 6 hours. |
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