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| Consumer Tip On What Not To Buy! |
News Brief | |||
If you want to throw money in the toilet, send it to me instead. Don't buy this cheap spice rack. It comes with a boatload of spices...but I don't really think you'll be using ground lemon seed very soon. What an assortment of weird spices...You won't believe what other spices come in this crap rack. The only thing missing is eye-of-newt. I thought this was a steal cause it looked fancy and expensive. Crap. I was wrong. The bottles are cheap plastic imitation and the rack is made of some flimsy made-in-Taiwan material. What you need is to take 50 bucks, and go buy a REAL spice rack - cloves, pepper, allspice...you know - stuff you will eventually use. Follow this rule - if something is super-cheap in price, it's usually garbage !
"I am sure only Merlin the wizard could use spices like this...." Laurie Spruce "Ever heard of a spice called bluebitter ? Neither did I until now...." Lyle Bittner -Opinions are sent in
by MudPile visitors- |
Radioactive rats discovered in Sewer Miami -A worker for the city of Miami has reported that the City has found radioactive rats in the sewer system. According to sources, the rats had escaped from a lab in a restricted area near Miami, and fled to the safety of the sewers. These rats had been tested with a radioactive cancer treatment and are so dosed with uranium, that they glow in the dark. Children have been warned to stay away from these rats should they spot them out in the open. A scientist who is searching for the rats says - " They're not really dangerous unless you touch them or stand too close to them". If you should get exposed to the rats, you have to take a bath in a buttermilk and Vinegar solution. Also, you must drink 21 glasses of water a day to get the uranium to expel. Reports of homeless drunks eating the rats for nourishment have not been confirmed, but people are warned to stay away from any drunk who is glowing or warm to the touch. |
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