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| Consumer Tip On What Not To Buy! |
News Brief | |||
Whoa !!!!! You all know beans make you fart - This can of beans makes you knock people over....It is a can of regular beans sautéed in ONIONS. Can anyone imagine a more vile combination ? I tested a can out on my wife, who was sleeping. I had a whole plateful of these little beans, and then passed wind near her face. She was out for 3 hours. It is by far the worst tasting food I have ever laid my eyes on. If you're an adventurist, have a can of this stuff, wait an hour, and then go for an elevator ride. I bet you that if you pass wind in such a tight spot, people will drop like flies. Good luck.
"My own eyes watered after I passed wind. It's quite unusual for me not to be able to tolerate my own fart..." Brian Kesselly "These beans should be illegal.." -Opinions are sent in
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Man Drinks
Paint to Cool off !! Cincinnati - Jimmy Caldoris gets thirsty after a hard days work, but instead of water, he likes to have a pint of latex interior paint. " I love the feel of the paint as it runs down my throat...you don't know what you're missing" says Caldoris. Examinations show that absolutely no ill effects are suffered by caldoris as a result of his strange drinking habit. He reports an urge to have white paint, as opposed to colored paint - however, once in a while he has a pint of deck stain. "That's only if I need a boost of energy, like Gatorade. Only, this is stainaide !" say Caldoris. He intends to continue drinking paint as long as he wants too, and is undeterred by reports that it is toxic. The only thing he complains about is the difficulty in urinating. "It's a little tough, but once it starts coming through, it's no problem at all...". |
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