Hijacker Parachutes out of 747

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Hijacker parachutes out of 747
Budapest -A hijacker parachuted out of a 747 at 28000 feet over the skies of Hungary. He was carrying a 25000 dollar ransom in a knapsack and leaped out of the plane, apparently in a planned sky dive to safety. However, witnesses on the plane saw the hijacker jump out the plane door and get sucked into one of the enormous engines. Body parts were ejected out of the exhaust and it doesn't seem likely that the hijacker made it safely to the ground. Witnesses on the ground did not see any parachute open. Residents of towns on the flight path reported finding american currency at various locations, apparently strewn throughout the countryside. Police also believe that the hijacker met his death in the engine of the 747, and do not expect to find any remains. Before jumping out of the plane, the hijacker's last words were - " Bet you thought I couldn't pull this off !".