Hand Sanitizer Not To Buy / Man Eats Tractor Piece by Piece

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Brings tears to your eyes

I love hand creams and lotions, so when I spotted this on the shelves, I swooped it up immediately. Days later, I had the opportunity to test the hand sanitizer, and I can truly say that I was a tad disappointed. This lotion is supposed to make your hands softer, but my wife said they felt like grade 50 sandpaper, even after the lotion was applied. To make matters worse, I was leaving greasy handprints everywhere, and the stains couldn't be removed. Did I mention the "wonderful" smell this stuff has ? No ? Of course I didn't. It stinks. I'll never forget the look on my buddy's face when he got a whiff of my new hand lotion. His eyes rolled, and he almost hit the floor. I give this product a two thumbs down - Stick with Vaseline Intensive Care...It's cheaper and smells cool !!

Consumer Feedback:

"Keeps the flies away...but doesn't kick it as a hand lotion..."

"Moose" Killinger
Kansas City

"I got rid of the contents and use the container to hold all my old screws."

George Lorimer
Churchill, Ont

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Man Eats Tractor Piece by Piece
Spokane - A 40 year old construction worker, identified as Phil Bittner, had a problem and used his twisted logic to solve it. Bittner had to move a tractor from a spot reserved for another vehicle, but the space was limited and he was put in a quagmire. So, Bittner did what another human being would never contemplate - He began eating the tractor piece by piece. " I had no other choice, and when you really look at it, it's no big deal..." he says. Bittner began with the peripherals, having a steering wheel salad and an upholstery club sandwich. He uses a saw and a hammer to break up the tractor into juicy edible morsels, but rarely uses spices to enhance the taste. " I don't use salt, cause my doctor tells me it's not healthy..". At the time of this report, Bittner had already eaten the visible exterior accessories (horn, radiator, etc) and was beginning to dine on the iron and steel framework. His wife, Clorice, is thrilled with his new eating habits - " It saves us a ton of grocery bills !! I love it !". The Mudpile will keep you informed of future developments.