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| Consumer Tip On What Not To Buy! |
News Brief | |||
This coffee mix is great. Really. If you have rusty hubcaps or the chrome on your Harley is tarnished, rub some of this stuff on and it'll clean up the mess in no time at all. However, if you plan to drink this stuff, check to make sure that your insurance is all paid up. I have never in all my years tasted anything quite as...CRAPPY as this coffee. You might have had a cup of the real thing in your favorite cafe, but this is not exactly the "authentic" mix you might think it is. I barfed my butt off before I got to the bowl, and have made a vow to stick to regular instant coffee from now on. Still, it did a wonderful job on my silverware, and I might buy it again for those tough to remove stains...
"Drink a cup of mud..it's cheaper and tastes the same.!" Liona Hillfiger "Took the stains off my belt buckle...I'll use it again if I need a miracle cleaner..." Jim Bonham -Opinions are sent in
by MudPile visitors- |
Man pulls own teeth With Pliers Fort Worth - A 27 year old taxi driver was fed up waiting for his dentist to see him, and decided to practice medicine in the waiting room. Phil Garber had several cavities and was scheduled to have 3 teeth removed on Wednesday morning. He drove his taxi to the dentist's office, hoping to continue his shift immediately after having his teeth pulled. After waiting 1 hour for the dentist to see him, Garber went to the trunk of his car, and came back to the office with a pair of cheap 2 dollar pliers. He sat down. opened wide, and proceeded to remove two molars and a biscupid right there in full view of the other patients.The dentist came out, after hearing Garber's inhumane screams, and just in time to see other horrified patients leaving the premises. Says Garber - " yeah, it hurt like the dickens... but he's gonna get a hefty bill for the time I spent waiting in his office. ..". The dentist was not available for comment. A fellow patient pointed out that it could have been alot worse - "He could have been in to remove his appendix....". |
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